im a tool

zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

drunktrophywife:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


 Why not

drunktrophywife:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

Why not

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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